heart attacks waiting to happen, duck and MP

After all that bacon, here are some more tips on how to get a heart attack. Yum!

From all that creepiness to something a tad different: happy birthday, ladies everywhere!

And finally, to leave you all even more confused and disgusted than you thought: they're bringing Melrose Place back from the dead! Noooooooooo!!! Michael better be in it, I loved that bitch 'til the bitter end, sigh...

Now I'm gonna go make me some deep fried Mars bars for a late night snack!

happy birthday, Grant

I'd probably puke if I had one of these things, but still: some people just love bacon. If it's not terribly expensive, I'll get you one for your birthday, Grantie dearest ;)

squirrels are frightening creatures

Well, they are. At least a bit. I wouldn't want those teeth even TOUCHING my arm or leg or anything else. But daym, they're cute.

The point: I'm sad I missed this, but perhaps I can celebrate today?

drugs are bad, mmmkay?

Remember how Mr. Mackey always tells the kids that drugs are bad? Well, he might just have a point: aren't they pretty?

when it rains, it pours

Fran Healy says it better. And sings, too!

you have got to be kidding me!

back to work

This is what life's all about! My favorite part of my summer vacation: just chillin' by a lake at our cottage in the middle of nowhere a.k.a. Eastern Finland...

summer in the city

Sunset at Töölönlahti bay last night

no idea if I was born on a Monday

Veronica Maggio: Måndagsbarn

the freak is coming, run for your lives!

No words needed, the picture speaks for itself...

oh why can't it be Friday

-one more reason why we all should start subscribing to Wired

-it's here, it's everywhere

-Tom Cruise's mom has the scariest smile, yikes! And I swear: the picture that's supposed to be Keanu: I'm almost 100% sure that's Jay Kay from Jamiroquai... You with me on this?

hips don't lie (you fat bitch!)

The Fray covering Shakira. Bliss :)

10 years ago

Possibly my favorite song + video from 1998, Electrasy: Morning Afterglow

at least it tasted good. the toy was crap, though.

"Does pink make me look fat?"
"Yes, it makes you look like a big fat tranny teddy"

Jesus had to suffer a lot of pain during Easter time. Or so they say.

I wonder how much pain Wonder Tranny Ass Teddy had to suffer in order to become a lady bear? Well, I'm sure sHE got through it like a man. A GerMan.

Rasta Eggs look a lot cooler, non?

fluffy bunnies, chocolate eggs and all that stuff

Happy Easter, bitches!

I'll salute you with a more appropriate greeting as soon as I get my lazy, fat ass on the move, grab my camera and take a picture of my transsexual bear Easter egg. Yes, I know you can't wait. Me neither.

Before the bear can bear the idea of being publicly exposed to your judgment, this is what we have to offer:

● ○ ● ○ ●

-spend your office hours by trying to top yourself if you can't bear the idea of actually working

-I couldn't bear the idea of going downstairs

-I've heard that lamb is the food for Easter. Can you bear the idea of putting it in your mouth after seeing this?

-never thought I'd say this, but going to Armenia might be something I could bear, but just barely

-if all other plans fail, there's always the chance to entertain oneself by baring one's feet and testing those throwing skills [note to self: considered unbearable in the Arab world]

♥ thank you, amazon.co.uk ♥

This is what brilliant, sunny spring days are made of!

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[Note my own reflection on the Nash cover ;) Very artsy fartsy of me, non?]

Ps. I must say, getting the Live Lounge 2 CD was worth it, even if only to get to hear Avril Lavigne murder Coldplay's "The Scientist".

Now, I'm not saying that Chris Martin is the most talented singer who ever lived, but the Lavigne bitch is seriously tone deaf. Click here if you want to torture yourself.

another sleepy Monday

-Fucking, population: 93

-This is why Angus rules, always!

-someone pressed the right button at the right time

-awwwwwwwww [except for that perv of a frog]

-dogz make miztakez, too, ok???

-ad campaign, edition 2008: someone erase John McCain [from the face of the Earth], please

happy Women's Day!

Even though Christiano Ronaldo is a total slut (and from what I hear, into sluts as well), I'd still hit it.

I wouldn't say no to David Beckham, either, even though he slept with his nanny (or whatever that slut was) and is married to that twig.

And, yes, I wouldn't mind getting it on with Brad Pitt, either, even though he's brainwashed by that man-eating zombie-handed female who's obsessed with getting herself new babies from all over the world.

Anywho, what I was going to say is: happy Women's day, y'all!

Ps. Mr. Vartan, I ♥ u!

this, you gotta try

Go to google.com, type "find chuck norris" and press "I'm feeling lucky".

more yikes than anything else

-ever wondered who sticks those labels on fruits and veggies?

-guitar made of lego bricks

-the nastiest tattoo I've ever seen in my life

-more tattoos and other really freaky stuff

-finally, Jesus has been found